i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
Imagine how skinny I would be if i ran those
A Gay Hike
I LIKE MEN. PENIS. BIGGER THE BETTER.
OHHH MYYY FFFF GOD…. I FEEL LIKE MY FRIEND WOULD DO THAT TO ME…
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING