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Poli, 19, German with Russian roots. I make graphics.

— Josephine Hart   (via a—failure)

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

followers, what do you want to know?

Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my friends
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like

Mein Menschenhass steigt mal wieder ins unermessliche.

(Source: 1337tattoos)

voldermorts:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

Imagine how skinny I would be if i ran those

thatonedancerchriss:

nestorarnel:

nsfwhumor:

A Gay Hike

I LIKE MEN. PENIS. BIGGER THE BETTER.

OHHH MYYY FFFF GOD…. I FEEL LIKE MY FRIEND WOULD DO THAT TO ME…

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

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